We laugh A LITTLE '
As you can see you're married, Marco! You always have the perfectly ironed shirt! Yes, it's the first thing my wife taught me to do.
Dear, be honest: do you prefer a beautiful woman, an honest woman or an intelligent woman? None of the three. I prefer you, dear.
Laura, what do you use to wash the floors? My husband.
She: Love, you complain that I'm always on the phone too, this time I only spoke 10 minutes! Him: And who was it? She: I really do not know, said he had the wrong number!
To marry a man of the house should throw it away by putting a bomb in the room ... To marry a woman just say that a few wrinkles and gray hairs!
The rules of women for the happiness of marriage: - Find a man who gains a lot of money - Find a man who can do domestic service - Find a man who is good sex ... Bottom line is that these men do not know!
They said ...: - If you fear loneliness, do not marry - The men they believe to marry his girlfriend, then realize they have married his wife - Who does not leave his wife? Only those who have two - Marriage is not the tomb of love, but love is the tomb of marriage - A man who has not yet married is incomplete, then it is finished.
American women were asked to determine the requirements of the "Ideal Husband". Respondents: 1. Must be a good payer. 2. Must be able to give his wife the certainty of safety. 3. You should not drive too much. 4. Should sometimes raise his voice, but recognize his own faults. 5. Must be wrong more often than the wife. 6. Must keep clean and care for your clothes. 7. Must provide his wife's entire paycheck. 8. To apologize even when he's right.
In marriage, the partners will study three weeks, like three months, fighting three years, we tolerate thirty years. And the children started again. (H. Taine)
Some women, the day after the wedding, husband of widows who have already had dreamed of. (M. Donnay)
Between a wedding and a funeral is not much difference, except that the flowers at a wedding you can still smell them! (Anonymous)
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
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